Michele decides to stay at home in her sweatpants and call in because she doesn’t find us important enough to make the two minute drive. How rude.
Today we have a book written about the maelstrom of phoniness and corruption that is DC. Sound familiar? Well it’s not, because this is a new book by two new authors. It turns out many people have the same thoughts on that city.
The best NFL writer in the business joins us on the phone just like he always does. Apparently he got a title change at some point. But even he can’t solve the world’s internet problems. The Tom Barnard Show and the entirety of North Korea were hit the hardest.
Dwight surprises Tom with his insight into how things work. From online dating to offline dating, Dwight knows it all.
The Ferg is back once more and his presence prompts nonstop phone calls and Kristyn Burtt interviews.
Michael has apparently been in some rough situations. Well, maybe not so much rough as bizarre.
Tirecarver and his wife (not actual names) drop by to get sworn at by Cy for a few minutes. Danny calls in to smart things up a little. Then as soon as he hangs up Cy gets mildly riled up over cops or whatever. It’s hard to follow.
Cy spends a good part of the show attempting to find a picture of Ron Jeremy’s penis. Will he succeed? Such suspense! Also we talk about the Sony fiasco because we’re topical.
Every so often we have one of those shows where someone’s talking nonstop. Two comedians and the two Toms make this show rather subdued. Wait, I mean the opposite of subdued.