There are a number of disorders that cause you to make noise involuntarily. If you have one of them, try to let Carmen know ahead of time. Also try to get to church every once in a while. Your grandmother worries.
Tom’s new obsession is Rachel Dolezal, a woman who grew up white and mysteriously started calling herself black at some point around 2005. What happened? Did she really turn black? We try to solve the mystery for the bulk of today’s episode.