It’s been two long years but Tom Papa’s back. This time he’s got Boom, he’s got Kristyn to talk about the Ben Affleck thing, and he’s got daughters obsessed with Youtube celebrities. So we’re good on content.
Don’t carry around suspicious quantities of heroin. Don’t walk around in the path of a roller coaster. And definitely don’t give your daughter cocaine in a strip club. If you can manage these three things you’ll fare better than the average news story today.