If you’re a teenage girl, you probably love selfies. Well good news: you’ll be able to use them to increase the security of your credit cards. Paul has some things to say about that, not all positive. Curt Schilling has some things to say about radical Muslims. That one didn’t work out well for him.
In a rare “breaking news” moment on the show, we report on an ex-reporter who killed two people on live TV. We also report on the death of a worker who fell off the roof of the new Viking Stadium, and the death of television in general.