Frank Stallone is known for his music, his acting, and his name. But to Tom, he’s known for World’s Dumbest. It was fleeting, but it’s an experience he’ll never forget. Tom, I mean.
The playground is no longer a place for fun. Kids get their feelings hurt, which is a problem. That’s why we hire playground consultants to mediate disputes between six year olds who made a bad Pokemon trade or something else stupid.