This year, Punxsutawney Phil’s shadow was obscured by the giant mountain of money Exxon lost this year, so we’ll have an early spring. Though statistically you could flip a coin like in Iowa and it would be more accurate.
Did your favorite politician win the caucus, or whatever? Perhaps they’ll become president one day. But if you’re sick of talking about the caucus, join us for some gigantism and/or cleft palate facts.