Some Wells Fargo higher-ups had a bonus clawback, a man was dragged out of an airplane, and drag racing is a type of racing and Fate of the Furious is about racing. It all fits.
Folk wisdom tells us that boys and/or girls go to college to get more knowledge, depending on who’s saying the rhyme. However, it seems to be more the case that they go to university to get more protesty. It’s not as good a rhyme but that’s not important. And speaking of important, Jesus was pretty important, and now we might have his DNA. More Testing the Shroud is required to come to any conclusions.