Rocco’s live from inside a tornado, at least according to how his phone sounds. Eventually he finds shelter and waxes nostalgic about why he’s the best damn golfer who’s ever interviewed a mob boss.
As it turns out, gold paint can be pretty bad for you, whether sprayed in your face or painted onto your gold member. Goat can also be bad for you. Though to be fair this wasn’t a real goat.
There’s one weird old tip to never go bald, but you’re probably not going to like it. It’s much easier to just gain 50 pounds of muscle and look good with any amount of hair.