State fairs are well known for their horrible food, often both in terms of flavor and effects on your cardiovascular system, but it’s only once a year so it’s fine.
It’s the end of the first Dairy Queen in Minnesota or something but the beginning of our fame in Japan. In Japan they like it when families argue. That’s what our market research showed anyway.
Billy Joel continues to bring us the hits and fight the scourge that is flies. Speaking of flies, but not hits, the Emoji Movie hasn’t been doing particularly well. Neither has Paris Hilton.