Go ahead and skip the birthing barn at the fair, you need go no further than this born standing up episode of The Best Of.
Clips Featuring: Andy Kindler, J Elvis Weinstein, Jenny Zigrino, Kristyn Burtt, Jeff Passolt, and Jay Thomas
Andy drinks Red Bull until he becomes incoherent, though we suspect he may have been putting that on. Regardless, he and J Elvis certainly have disparate enough styles to count as two acts, which makes this a variety show.
Did you know that Andy Kindler is Jewish? It’s a secret, but we do investigative journalism here on the show. He also doesn’t like eating cookies by the bucket, unlike Jenny.
They just came out with the latest list of most violent cities, and unsurprisingly Ms. Pat is from one of them. She’s done it all, and she’s written a book about it called Rabbit.
Even the Powerball can’t pay 22 trillion dollars of debt, but is that number as big as it sounds? It’s time to get mathematical. Also to remember Jay.
Weed vs. cigarettes. Who wins? You’d think nobody would vote for cigs, but young girls apparently would. If they’re not careful they’ll end up a victim of cancer like Jay Thomas, who died today at just 69.
Reader beware, you’re in for government health care. Unfortunately, you’re not in for 700 million dollars, but you can still go to the north pole.
Nik has run two domes so far. First there was the Pleasuredome, whose name may be a bit misleading. Now there’s the eponymous murderdome, aka 5th and Hennepin. You may want to avoid that one.
LA Nik is known for his ability to talk in any situation. This includes when Doug is telling a story. The rest of the hour quickly devolves into madness.