The Sharknado series is a long and storied one, much like the series of chicken-based fast food “restaurants”. People have been known to take cabs from Burnsville for both.
Will Durst may be a genius or he might not. What we know for sure is that he likes to talk about genius, as does Tom. Also mummies.
The news and sitcoms are all anyone watches, which is a lot like the 80s, only nothing on TV is nearly as popular. Being killed in a terrorist attack, on the other hand, seems to be rising in popularity.