It was the 80s. Pro wrestling was in its golden age, sci fi and comics were in the silver age, and bacon had been popular for several consecutive millennia. And there was also a lot of drug abuse. There’s always a downside.
Mayflies are gross, snakes are scary. Slenderman isn’t real but he still managed to nearly kill someone. This episode would have made a lot more sense in about five weeks.
The end times are near, and some woman’s to blame. It’s probably not Kristyn unless she hasn’t told us something, but watch out for any sons born on Saturday.