Mary, well known for her prejudice against fat people, attempts to make amends by recommending Big Elvis. He’s not as big as he used to be though.
Back in the old days we only had government cheese, chitlins, and Jehova’s Witnesses. Well, only two of us, but after this show you’ll feel like you were there.
Andrew is a Chicago man at heart despite living in LA, which means he’s familiar enough with Minnesota to know the basic idea but not enough to know why Tom hates everyone here. He also hates awards, of which there are many.