Say whatever you want about NFL players, but there’s no denying they’re good at making a lot of money for not doing a whole lot. Kneeling, for example. People who weigh 1,100 pounds also don’t do a whole lot, but they don’t tend to live very long either, so it’s a tossup.
For some reason, horror movies are more likely to be bad than any other genre. Fans of this trend won’t be disappointed with the latest selection of allegory-heavy garbage. Fans of NFL-related humor will also find themselves as satisfied as a falcon eating a lion. Or whatever.
What’s worse, the swamp ape or underage group sex? That question might be a bit one-sided. How about celebrity car accidents or NFL players begging for attention? That’ll work.