Do you have 90 seconds? Do you need to de-escalate a situation? Well then you’re in the perfect spot, because Doug knows just what to do. The advice probably works in slightly less specific circumstances as well. You’ll have to read his book to find out.
In 1492, Columbus sailed the ocean blue. In the 1970s, Costaki roamed the forests searching for Playboy. In the 90s, the internet did the roaming for us. Finally, in 2017, Britney has finally been discovered. This is the history of our country.
Even though it’s the year 2049, they’re still running blades. Not only that, but Hollywood is still sleazy even though they claim to be the paragons of virtue. Perhaps they’ll stop being hypocrites in 2079.