Our primary topics today are two liars on a boat and one non-liar in a sunken boat. Unsurprisingly, we hold the latter in higher honor. But that’s entirely because he putted the same ball 15,000 times. We have very specific criteria.
Devin Kelley was obviously crazy, but did you know that he was certified crazy? It’s true. Women who kill their sugar daddies and KQ employees belong to a level just below Mr. Kelley, and below that is people who showboat in private planes. The lesson here is don’t do what anyone we talked about today did.
Clickbait isn’t just a name; it’s called bait for a reason. Why do people take the bait, you ask? Our brains having evolved thousands of years ago has something to do with it, and they really like bad news.