The American revolution happened long enough ago that very few remember it. A number so low that it’s zero. This is why human civilization invented writing so many times: books tend to stay around awhile. Books written by Washington, Kayehwahkeh, Margaret Coghlan, and other such individuals who had some firsthand experience with 1776 plus or minus a few years.
Turns out Saint Nick is Greek, which makes Costaki the least jolly Greek on the show today after a certain team lost to a certain other team. He’s not yet despondent enough to steal copper to sell though.
Tommy Wiseau is a walking mystery. One of the few things most people seem confident about is that he’s from an eastern European country, much like some of our hosts. Could it be that Czechs are genetically predisposed to accidental success?