Have you ever fallen asleep while driving, or been close to it? Statistically it’s fairly likely. As you might imagine, falling asleep at the wheel is bad for your health, so instead buy a can of Alert Drops, which essentially use lemon juice to give you an adrenaline rush. It’s science!
There’s nothing better than catching crawdads and driving your four wheeler through the mud. If you’re a southerner, at least. If you’re from the north you use your vehicle to drive over hookers. Don’t worry, they’re not real hookers.
We’re Up and At Em today with Ben. We’re not sure who “em” refers to, but we trust Ben (and Jack) to figure it out. Maybe it’s Al Franken. People seem to be going at him lately.