Step into the Amethyst Realm with the Tom Barnard Show. Oh wait, it’s not a place, it’s someone’s name. Someone crazy. Instead let’s talk about Christmas some more. $500,000 Salvation Army donations are nice. The war on Christmas is less nice, though it depends largely on which side you’re on, assuming you take a side at all.
If you want to be a multimillionaire, have a kid six years ago and put him on Youtube. It’s difficult, but it’s guaranteed to work. If you want to lose a million dollars, get very angry while you’re recording an ad. Angry and/or drunk.
Christmas is the season of joy, but it’s also the season of depressing failure. Don’t believe me? Listen to Fairytale of New York. Or watch Just Getting Started. Or visit the guy who tried to bomb Times Square and failed.