Nik is in, which means we’ll be talking about how Minneapolis is going downhill. Award shows are also going downhill, mostly because they’re transparent and shallow.
John isn’t a true gentleman, even though he wrote True Gentleman. You see, only SAE members take the eponymous pledge. And what luck, we happen to have someone who was in SAE right here in studio.
Identity theft might not suck as much as being born with your heart on the outside, but it’s still pretty high up there. Abby’s all about preventing that sort of thing, and since tis the season for having your identity stolen, it’s probably a good idea to hear her out.