At the Tom Barnard Travel Agency we offer two packages. You can either hike down into a gorge and live with the snow and the bears while you mine for gold, or you can go to South Saint Paul and get some meat straight off the animal. There are other things to do there but that’s the only one we endorse.
There’s death in the air, or at least there is if you’re reading this from late 1952. If so, use your electricity on an air filter, not a computer. If you’re from the present, you’ll have to settle for reading about it in Kate’s book.
It’s year two of the four to eight year long national panic. I hope you like it, because we’re not getting one second off until the next president is elected.