Chris is well known for floating to America on a tire. Wait, that’s someone else. What Chris is really known for took place on Saturday Night. And was Live. If you’ve solved our riddle, buy his book for more information on the topic.
It’s not uncommon to get a rash in a forest, but the forest Jackie visits is purely theoretical. Still, she managed to get some sort of arboreal disease. That or something from New York City, which is the exact opposite of a forest.