Bob Crane, better known as Hogan from Hogan’s Heroes, met a terrible fate one day. That day was a long time ago, yet the circumstances remain unknown. Bob’s son, also (technically) named Bob, continues to speculate, though it seems unlikely the mystery will ever be solved.
Here at the Tom Barnard Show we’re onto you, crisis actors. Not the conspiracy theory kind; we’re talking about people who act in such a way as to make everything into a crisis. It’s a new definition. Liberalism is also a new definition, as its current meaning is very different from what it used to be.
David has had particularly bad luck in recent years. After decades of mountaineering, health problems have made it difficult to climb. Difficult, but not impossible. Very few things can stop a determined explorer. Not even “age shaming”.