It’s cold in Minnesota. It’s colder in Siberia. During the winter Olympics, being cold is finally a good thing, unlike the rest of the year, yet Minnesota still got beat by Sweden in whatever sport we were talking about. Clearly something has to change.
How will you be remembered? It’s a question, but it’s also a book by Robb Lucy. Will you be remembered as someone who lied about being Iroquois for money, or something good? Those are the only two options.
It’s time for our weekly celebrity midlife crisis report. The report is that many celebrities are having midlife crises. Did you know that the plural of crisis is crises? It’s true.