You know, farming equipment and guitars have a lot in common. They’re both something you use with your hands. And I guess that’s it.
China has a lot of people. This is well known. What it doesn’t have a lot of is train cars, especially when they’re pseudo-segregated. Groping and mass murder aren’t quite on the same level, but they’re both aberrant behavior. If we can find the onus of both we can solve China’s train problem and the world’s murder problem all at once.
Farm kids know the horror of a rooster crowing at 5 AM. Some kids liked said horror, apparently. Speaking of things nobody likes, the Oscars came and went and nobody watched it. We don’t take any joy in hating the Oscars, we just don’t take any joy in liking them either.