20 years ago the juice was loose. Now dogs are loose. It’s not important who let them out; what matters is who will reign them in. That person is Bryan. It’s much easier to stop a pitbull than a Bronco.
Frankie is not a genetically modified organism, but it’s possible he’s eaten “chicken” that was. Could that be the explanation for his sudden success? Maybe we should be encouraging food that’s been made to look more like a dinosaur.
Orny will be at the Mall of America this weekend, but he’s not very happy about it. It’s not the comedy club that’s the problem, it’s the fact that the mall changes shape every night. Also you have to dodge people falling from the sky as they try to evade mall security.