Oh Deer – #1372-3

Oh Deer – #1372-3

Getting shot with an arrow or being butchered in an apartment are two of the many unfortunate things that can happen to you if you’re a deer. On the other hand, you’re oblivious to the various shenanigans of Hollywood lunatics, so it balances out.

Infinity Ball – #1372-2

Infinity Ball – #1372-2

Superheroes have been making money for decades and the trend is only accelerating. Minnesota sucking at sports is also accelerating, although the precogs in Vegas see the Vikings being one of the best teams this year. We’ll see.

Jonathan Cain – #1372-1

Jonathan Cain – #1372-1

We’ve got fake news, non-news, and durian news all in the same segment, because that’s how the news is right now. Jonathan Cain is much more reliable, perhaps because of his religion, perhaps because musicians are well known for their reliability. Probably not that second thing. Either way, he’s writing a book called Don’t Stop Believin’.

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