Trump has decided to fix our crowded prison system one person at a time, starting with Dinesh D’Souza and that other guy. Meanwhile India is the land of good spellers.
The world sometimes has doom. Sears, for example, is experiencing some doom. But sometimes there’s bloom. Dogs are nice. So is learning how to prevent someone from dying in an emergency. Dr. Alton can help you with that.
Samantha Bee is adrift in the stormy waters of Twitter, because Poseidon is hungry and Roseanne wasn’t enough. John Goodman is smartly staying the hell out of it.
While ACORN 8 may sound like a description of a squirrel’s daily life, it’s actually a whistleblower organization. Widespread corruption isn’t a secret, but without prosecution nothing will happen. Hence the whistles.
Roseanne’s tweet has gotten a lot of people thinking. Did Twitter overreact? Did ABC? Well, if you have nothing bad to say like Marion you never have to ask these questions. Make life easy for yourself.
Was Dustin Turner a target of opportunity? According to the legal system, ask again in about 80 years. JD wants an answer sooner than that, so he’s doing some investigating of his own.
In 1889 there was a flood. As if living in 1889 in a small town wasn’t hard enough, imagine trying to do it while 20 million tons of water break through a nearby dam. Well, you don’t have to, because Al wrote a book. That book is Ruthless Tide.
Is your friend an addict? What can you do? This specific question is addressed by Kathy’s book. What a coincidence. What the title doesn’t mention is that it also addresses what you can do if you yourself are an addict.
Tom hated Deadpool. He did not hate Deadpool 2. Who knows why. Roseanne hates Valerie Whatever even though nobody even knows who she is. It didn’t end well for her. With certain things, you should keep your opinions to yourself.
Out of the fire and into the frying pan! But at least it is still cooler there than it is outside. Enjoy this perfectly chilled episode on this hot Memorial Day weekend.
Clips Featuring: Martha Kelly, Chris Franjola, Costaki Economopoulos