Jerry Springer and Africa have both had troubled histories. There’s some instability there. They should both take some cues from what recently became the least unstable scripted network TV show in history. If either of them can last 30 years without something bad happening, I think a lot of people will be surprised.
You don’t have to be a good singer to be a good singer. That sounds impossible, but consider Bob Dylan. Unfortunately, the same lax attitude cannot be taken toward comedy, which means traveling deep into purgatory to perform at comedy clubs that don’t actually exist. Good story material, though.
All us young people aren’t as religious as in the past. Maybe that’s a mistake, since young people are all constantly upset whereas elderly nuns tend to be pretty carefree. Perhaps we should all marry Jesus. Half of marriages end in divorce anyway.