Every so often, an opportunity arises for an enterprising person to make way too much money. Once upon a time that opportunity was Sumner Redstone’s media empire.
There are two kinds of gold: literal gold, and Dwayne Johnson. Both are expensive, Dwayne a lot moreso. Unfortunately, you’re about 150 years too late to get all the gold in California, but you can still buy some if you’re into speculating.
Saying certain words, regardless of context, can ruin your life. Kind of ridiculous. Posting topless pictures of your ex without her consent can ruin your chances of being mayor. Less ridiculous. And that’s not even getting into what happens if you murder two people.