What do you call someone who serves in the military for 31 years, ultimately dying for the cause? A pretty good patriot, right? What about someone who shames everyone else while dodging taxes? Not as good.
The Aurora shooter is even crazier than we thought, which shouldn’t really surprise anyone. And speaking of crazy, there’s a cat killer somewhere in Washington and a people killer in the NFL hall of fame. Cats and humans should stay indoors until further notice.
Not much has changed recently. Chicago is still heavily murdery and the internet still hates white people. Winnie the Pooh is still popular after a 20 year break. But soon a long-extinct supershark will start eating people again, so that’s something to look forward to.