Mobsters kill people and celebrities shun monogamy. Both of those things are basically laws of the universe. Still, sometimes when those people are doing the things they always do they do it in strange or remarkable ways, like Chester Wheeler Campbell or Scotty Bowers.
There’s nothing Gelfand knows better than disease. It’s just that medical research tends to take place before noon. It’s a shame, because Lyme needs all the research it can get. You may not be a Gelfand, but you can still help by donating to the Twin Cities Lyme Foundation. Lyme, not Lyme’s.