If you’re a kid, we have two things to say. First, stop listening to our show. It’s inappropriate. Second, don’t message Momo, even if your friends tell you to. Also if you happen to know Tommy Wiseau, tell him to give us a call.
Exciting news: we have a new Keurig. Also exciting news: segregation has been abolished. The latter might not technically be news any more. Still, it’s something we talk about today so it counts.