We come from the land of the ice and snow, so we all like hockey. It’s the reason Minnesota and Canada are so chummy. The other reason is that we’ve all heard of various football leagues but have never watched any of them.
Most assassins fall somewhere on the spectrum of crazy. There’s the somewhat crazy, the very crazy, and the kind where the weapon was a camera tripod and the victim’s son sold porn of his dad.
There’s been a murder. Don’t worry; it happened 40 years ago. The bad news is the guy was never caught, and as far as we know he never stopped. That’s why Gloria, along with Investigation Discovery, is collecting evidence. Meanwhile, the internet is angry that Melania bought red trees. Very important stuff.
For whatever reason, it’s very difficult to treat chronic pain without major side effects. We haven’t so much made the side effects better as we have given people a wider range of side effects to choose from. For those who can’t abide by the other stuff, it seems cannabis may be the final frontier. Or at least, the best frontier.
If you’re like the vast majority of our listeners, you’re seeing less and less of the sun. That means less vitamin D. Lucky for you, you can take a pill to make up for it. You can’t take a pill to cure sociopathy, which is a real problem given how easy it is to lie and manipulate via social media.
You can sail the seven seas, but a pirate’s life is not for ye these days unless you want to move to Africa. It’s also not as glorious as the movies make it look. There’s the poverty and disease, plus cheesecake is rare when you’re running from the law. Or sailing from the law.
How do you go from empathy to irritable bowels to male enhancement? You might have heard Tom mention that we don’t plan our shows. That’s how.
If you’re a big shot like Tom, you get to know a lot of strange people. That could mean strange as in mad genius, or strange as in willing to do certain less than legal things for not as much money as you’d think. Danny is one of them. Don’t worry, he’s the first kind.
Hey Alexa, bring up my nanny’s criminal record. It might be a little late to do that kind of investigating after you’ve already hired someone, which is why we’ll be using AI to do it for us ahead of time in the future. Easier than e-stalking them yourself.
As you may have heard repeatedly over the past 15 years, brick and mortar stores are dying. Another thing we’ve heard repeatedly is how all life on earth is soon to come to an end due to whatever people are willing to believe at the time. Somehow neither have happened yet, but this time we’ve definitely got the future locked down. Surely.