Idris Elba is this year’s sexiest man, which is a much less annoying vote than midterms. One of the prerequisites for holding the title is not spreading hepatitis at a buffet. It’s more common than you think. We assume.
It’s time to vote, according to literally everyone in the country. Don’t feel pressured though. Here at the Tom Barnard Show we don’t care who you voted for. We only care about which strip clubs you go to.