Somehow every NFL team is terrible this year, so instead we turn to women’s football. Did you know there are women’s tackle leagues? It’s true. The Vixen might sound like they’re sponsored by Hooters, but they could probably kill any one of us if they wanted.
California is on fire again. It’s barely even news at this point. The box office is also on fire, in the bad way. You know, like burning money. And capping off our day of fun, Stan Lee has died at the age of 95. At least he went out watching his creation make more money every year than half the world’s countries.