Americans are too busy to sleep. If that sounds like a bad thing, that’s because it is. And the worst part is you can’t even drink a warm glass of almond milk any more. Almond juice just doesn’t sound as good.
You’d think we’d mostly be talking about new movies. We do a little, but mostly it’s Bohemian Rhapsody, a movie that came out what, 7 years ago? Apparently this Freddie Mercury guy had a lot of fans.