There’s nothing scarier than the personal lives of NFL players, so this year Halloween is going into overtime. Football has overtime, right?
Continuing the topic of what you can and cannot say on stage, Jim and Joey spend the first fifteen minutes lamenting the state of comedy today. Well, some comedy. You know the kind.
Are you Saudi Arabia? Then you’re eligible for a large fortune donated by a prince! However, if you’re a lowly human, you get nothing. Except autism from vaccines, according to Jim Carrey.
FIFA’s embroiled in a scandal that had no consequences for anyone apparently. Meanwhile the Boston library doesn’t keep tabs on its priceless artwork which gets stolen all the time, and Washington DC continues to be murdertown USA. The theme is corruption, if you hadn’t figured it out.
After being antagonized on the KQ morning show, Michelle joins the afternoon show and gets accused of being albino. Maybe accused isn’t the right word, but as Tom said, there aren’t enough of them to protest so we’ll say what we want.
Ever see a college football game with 978 rushing yards? It happened. Ever hear a pro wrestler talk about the vanishing middle class? That one also happened, but it happened in studio.
Tom reads the worst news articles he can find and makes fun of them. Also Alex is back but only sometimes.
Tom prophesied it in the first half and now it’s happening. Brent didn’t show up so it’s just Tom, Andy, and Mike. We try to salvage the operation with some classic KQ bits and football chat.
Get some dog advice from Dean and some bread advice from Jim.