Andy drinks Red Bull until he becomes incoherent, though we suspect he may have been putting that on. Regardless, he and J Elvis certainly have disparate enough styles to count as two acts, which makes this a variety show.
It’s finally time to pick the winner of the Club M contest you’ve been hearing so much about. Even though the announcement will be long over by the time anyone reads this, we’ll still keep it a secret for maximum suspense.
Today’s a very cultural episode, courtesy of Aprill. Apparently different cultures have different bill paying and income earning habits. Ali takes exception to this.