Imagine a world where it’s always 80 and sunny and the deer are the size of dogs and just as friendly. Now imagine your scalp filling up with blood. Both of these pleasant images are brought to you by today’s show. Today’s word of the day: subgaleal.
Johnny finds himself in the middle of a very involved show as a multitude of people express their congratulations. He does eventually manage to get a few childhood stories in.
Many moons ago, Neil was a pickup artist to the stars. It seemed like every male under the age of 25 in the country was “playing” The Game. Now Neil is undoing what he did, seeing his behavior as coming from an unhealthy place. Like Qdoba.
If you’re a movie lover, find another hobby for the time being. But if you love paying bills, then you’ve found the right passion.
When you think homeless mountain climbers, think Mike and Stephen, the premier organizers of homeless mountain climbs. It may sound weird, and arguably it is, but it also has a purpose. Watch A New High to find out what it is.
Mary has a new album out called Pig Woman. If you want to know why, then you’re in luck, because she explains it in graphic detail. Not quite as graphic as some of the shows Tim’s been watching, but close.
Tom and Alex (Borstein) talk about attractive men for whatever reason. And speaking of attractive men, Costaki’s here to gloat about his precious Falcons.
Steve saves us from an hour of guestless boredom, so we return the favor by asking him what’s up with his hearing aid. Turns out it’s pretty straightforward, so then it was time for sports safety.
We somehow get onto the topic of colonoscopies and drugs, both simultaneously and not. Luckily we had a lawyer in studio.
Daniel is an active duty soldier who’s been to Iraq and Afghanistan, he teaches at West Point, and he’s the author of Ghost Riders of Baghdad. But he’s never had his own podcast, so we still feel like we’ve accomplished something in comparison.